i have a feeling Scatman Crothers could beat up Chuck Norris; maybe Rocky (circa Rocky 2, but not at the end of Rocky 3); but probably not Mr. T. definitely not Chuck Norris and Rocky at the same time, though. but if he COULD take Mr. T, i bet he could take Chuck Norris AND Stephen Segall simultaneously. because Stephen Segall would kinda count as a point AGAINST Chuck Norris's side, like, he'd be a liability in the fight against Scatman Crothers.