Horseneck

ok, Yahweh worshipers, fuck you and your evil god. oh, but genocide is "ok", i meant to say. and misanthropy. those are good. oops.

hey, got a spare cigarette? or dolla? or job?

bleeping? fuck you, orthodoxy, fuck you, fcc... hey, how 'bout we destroy ALL integrity of art, speech, and fucking media in general?

job? job? are you out there, job?
don't make me crawl under the bed to cry again, today, damn it! (my mattress is on the floor, it's suffocating.)

Horseneck tent sleep is the best sleep

now that the name has been 100% coopted by the american disease, i want a new name for my disease. one that emphatically says i'm not in line at mcdonalds.

job seeking... ugh

i know what the most important thing is.

i have a feeling Scatman Crothers could beat up Chuck Norris; maybe Rocky (circa Rocky 2, but not at the end of Rocky 3); but probably not Mr. T. definitely not Chuck Norris and Rocky at the same time, though. but if he COULD take Mr. T, i bet he could take Chuck Norris AND Stephen Segall simultaneously. because Stephen Segall would kinda count as a point AGAINST Chuck Norris's side, like, he'd be a liability in the fight against Scatman Crothers.

i got carded

Mighty Armed Man walks on Really Distant Country... Americans Fed Up With Damned Aliens

my phone's screensaver is a photo of the most beautiful girl in the world kissing my dirty buggy face

catching up on classic movies

today, you're totally FAR from the sun!

you are totally close to the sun, today

Wal-Mart Is at the Center of a Major Legal Battle Over Pot Patients' Rights http://ping.fm/3rYHT

i'm totally getting hollered at about the chicken and the egg. don't even know how to defend myself!

sometimes i am interested in waffle-ification.

Historians: We’ve Had 3 Worse Presidents Than GW Bush (and One Was Dumber) http://ping.fm/bSTOk

what's all that noise in the sky?