i already hate you, 2011.

you're weird. get away from me.

pain

hate

Hate, ever the top-most love. HATE.

my Greatest Hits tape has the kiss from 1986

evidence there might be a "master plan" is the best evidence for the malignancy of 'god'

watching Hot Tub Time Machine. MY trip to 1986 was way more fun, and far more disasterous. love that kiss. was worth it.

apathy.

dread.

Hate

could really do with a little rejection. things have been going so f'n swimmingly, i need Another reminder i'm just another piece of shit. (fu, world.)

not mad.

all set.

walking in the snow :)

the iron maiden? no, thanks, i'll just walk home. (sorry that hurts you.)

my proudest christmas ever :)

waiting for Krampus...

christmas upon us, feeling happy i don't think i'll disappoint the most important people (not quite indigent this year). 1st time in a zillion years... merry christmas to all!

SO very close to finished...

fuck. elephant shoes :(

noxious back-end stuff is making me lose all faith in myself :( considering an ass-amputation. or nose. either one would serve...

damn, this asshole stinks! :(

the dancing cop was on thayer st today

white :-D

family guy empire strikes back :)

hail Eris!

Lost, with creamed rice

christmas shopping

cruel, indifferent, or strange kindness? (i'd like to know.)

awesome loot arrived :) can't examine, yet, tho, 'til mom comes home...

eat peanut butter captain crunch, and intending to stink all night. the crapper's all prepared with reading material and ashtray.

work was good, i think

reading and rolling with birthday loot. big day tomorrow- anxious for new work

just made the worst snack ever. eww

i'm not hurrying toward, i'm hurrying away from. and i'm somehow doing even that backwards

spending a lot of time unshowered, unshaven, in my pajamas.

i'll always know what i couldn't live up to

noticed, from outside: a bedroom window, the Top window, open two inches. no memory of ever opening it. does this explain the climate control issues in this room, all year? (i've never even bothered to investigate.) aargh. am i a moron or what?

woke up with a Beatles song in my head

just picked up another 40 hours per week for the next 2 months :D

fuck you, santa

becoming Better can be a bitch

i've become a tv addict.

serving no purpose: regretting love lost, remembrance of useless failure, false agony

no matter how much i fuck up, i can't really fuck up worse :-)

to sleep would be good...

i have issues

done

how many monkeys does it take to screw in a drawer

quoth Scott Gardner: "sweet liquor- it eases the pain"

done with 2 1/2 days of nonstop work. home. total silence, not even a meow.

a few hour of sleep is good between work. a big empty agenda.

a long day at work. good.

Harlow's totally into the movie...

no idea what's going on or what's happened. i guess that's good...

way too sober for reality. not drunk enough. brain explosion...

it's almost impossible to read about my disease online: 2 completely unrelated diseases share the EXACT SAME name :(

please, culture gods, rename the disease i have! i've NO interest in ANY type 2 diabetes Anything. why curse me with other disease having [identical] name?

i got carded

out for a drink. :/

spazzing the fuck out. wahoo

both harlow and loki attacking my feet :) drunkening progresses at a more rapid rate, now mom's come and gone :) shawn and juliette finally kissed :) SUM :(

punch buggy black

punch buggy, blue!

already gone

where is my damned hair shirt?

i am mindless, a zombie.

Aargh

heavenly- little Harlow curled up, purring, on my shoulders

officially, Cause To Get Totally Drunk And Hopefully Black Out. not the good kind :(

a.k.a. mister popular. :P

waiting is, until fullness

missing

so Loki & Harlow seem extra affectionate. i'm surrogate mommy, i think!

there is No Damned Need for christmas music already!

Matt D. Fonseca's lameness: driving cars http://ping.fm/oMw2C

happy birthday, dad!

Matt D Fonseca Mattman superpower: given a liquor and any random assortment of crap, i can make tollerable drink

preparing for seasonal layoffs, thinking about part time winter work. ideas? let me know if you need any help...

i miss you

Massachusetts Voters Ready To Legalize Marijuana In 2012 | AlterNet http://ping.fm/an3wg

Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27 pounds - CNN.com http://bit.ly/diYmqE

might makes right. ["might"= popular orthodoxy, "right"= the Is]

what "time" is it? sunday... football, vodka & wine, nothing, the couch... 130 lbs of not-quite-Hate...

Off To Work, Part 2

smiling @ my productive lady :D

once again, i called the election results Perfectly. the fucking lizards won 100% AGAIN

What the fuck has Obama done so far? http://ping.fm/u7QY7

i voted Eris for master/god of the universe, Loki for president kitty (don't tell Angela!), |3.14| for pi, and Makemake for last planet.

a fun Halloween :) way too short, but all good

kitties

loving the colors

i heard a rumor that if California legalizes certain plants, the entire population there will become murderous, junkie pedophiles. i expect it's true.

always conflicted about when to type "my" and when to type "i'm". "our" vs. "we're" fucks me up, too. never "your" vs. "you're", tho.

will you make it with another long lost love. - Listen here http://ping.fm/tfbEx

just switched to vodka and soda :) things are good, either way

watching _Predator_ for the first time. are there TWO governors in this movie? (yeah, i guess i jumped a shark once)

where the hells are my keys?

homeless for the day :(

living the Hate.

Please put this on your status if you know or love someone who is gay. My wish is that people will understand that being gay is not a disease nor a choice - people who are gay are not looking for a cure but ACCEPTANCE and EQUAL RIGHTS... 93% won't copy and paste this. Will you make it your... status for at least one hour? .... Promote LOVE & Acceptance! NOT hate! God says we are all equal, and to love everyone!

Please put this on your status if you know or love someone who is gay. My wish is that people will understand that being gay is not a disease nor a choice - people who are gay are not looking for a cure but ACCEPTANCE and EQUAL RIGHTS... 93% won't copy and paste this. Will you make it your... status for at least one hour? .... Promote LOVE & Acceptance! NOT hate! God says we are all equal, and to love everyone!
*not so sure about that "god" bit- the Yahweh Jehovah i read of (q.v. the Bible) seemed pretty damned racist and discriminatory. of course, any Good god would agree! (just like any Good human.)

happy errands all day. CC&Sierra Mist, now. :)

errands, DRIVING a car, are SO much easier :)

Map of Online Communities, 2010
http://ping.fm/vXR7Z

does anyone have a kitten who needs a home?

1st shift at new job went well. 2 jobs now. just need lots of hours at each.

this no longer feels like mission impossible

one of the busiest days ever. aargh.

Left Versus Right Is Meaningless -- It's Us Versus the Corporations http://ping.fm/Z8sYT's_us_versus_the_corporations

i Think i finally grok the "Monty Hall 'paradox'"

a great interview gives me Hope. fuck, how i hate hope.

lots of bus people have the Envy of the car people and their hundreds and hundreds of extra dollars. i'm jealous of bus people with their dimes and quarters...

dropped josh off at his dad's. i used to have a five dollar bill! then 2010 came.

If Facebook existed years ago http://ping.fm/XkyQw

it went well. quite tired.

Politics of the Plate: The Price of Tomatoes http://ping.fm/0bTZF

some good things today. not good enough, but happy with anything

happy autumn, and happy emancipation proclamation

just filled out a w2 :) it's very part-time, but :D

Waitress or Waiter Full & Part Time (Providnece) http://ping.fm/06Vz9

Printing Company (Bridgwater MA) http://ping.fm/POMx1

argh argh argh argh ugh. d'oh! argh Argh. fuck it.

job job job job job job job

orthodoxy is cool. believe the hype. i am a loser.

monosodiumglutamate (and all the other, even less pronouncables) is cool. eat shit. i am a loser.

evil is cool. think less. i am a loser.

cars are cool. get fat. i am a loser.

fluoride is cool. drink tap water. i am a loser.

inadequate.

have i ever alluded to the problem of racism, online?

that maniacal homicidal spree urge might be growing. i certainly hope it doesn't flounder again, on social mores. (damning my brain.) living the Hate.

hate.

once again, off hunting the mythical beastie...

why do so many job postings list "reliable transportation" as a requirement? doesn't Everyone have feet? or do they require a fleet of private helicopters? (*which are NOT so reliable, in a hurricane, i must point out)

some private clubs had some internal elections today? cool. they closed the public school down the street to do it? don't even tell me public $ was involved...

unknown

praying to evil gods for loved one's health is degrading and irrational, but somehow comforting. thank you, Sir Isaac.

soccer

cooking actual chicken breasts on the grill

does EVERYONE update status at 9:15?

route 195, eastbound, in New Bedford. exit 13 (route 140, i think): thanks- highway guys, federal regulations, whoever- how 'bout warning that the lanes will force an exit if one tends to travel not-in-the-high-speed-lane.

feeling hate.

is virgin mobile dead? cell phone temporarily out of service :-(

assuming this is the eschaton they've been warning me about

living the life of a loser is vastly easier, when solo. i think it correlates directly: solo-ness to ease-of-suck

still more job hunting...

my hotmail account apparently got broken into. don't touch any emails from mattdfonseca @ there. sorry.

in ages past, we had a wonderful, magical force called "electricity" which we used to light our home and cook lentil loaf. such glory is now apparently lost :(

silent rumors of a nearby nap...

Josh is shooting a cannon :-)

we know who started the bedbug epidemic (think Empire State building)- it was a lesbian cat.

when i type i "sound" like a beautiful woman

why does every ad say "standard txt message rates apply"? the supermarket doesn't remind me, in their ads, that i've got to pay for the bus ride or gas to get there...

anyone know where i can get a "hit" done, cheap?

digging personal sideboob

The War AND The Oil Gush are gone? the world is truly a Panglossian dream :-)

is "The War" over?

watching Jersey Shore for sexual favors

crazy volumes of daditude and judyness, today, making extra large smiles :-D

it's orthodox because it's Good, and it's Good because it's orthodox. yup.

proximate dadness approaching :-)

missing the best part :(

to the party :)

ok- what did you do to my knee?

'twas a good day :)

off i go...

preparing for begging

she's all top-wise blackified, and it looks mm mm good :-)

healthynesslessness making me :( but coffee & hottie over there & couch & movies & entertainifiing book making me more :)

Horsenecklessness is more fun at Horseneck. damned logic. (damned World, too.)

i have unaccountable anxiety...

the movie Tommy Boy uses The Damned song Wait For The Blackout...

MJ's literally kicking my butt :-O

tough day.

feeling shitty. my nose, lungs, eyes, belly, and throat hate me

i don't see the difference between nationalism and racism. my bad, but i can learn...

rumors of proximate dadness- and judyness- are making me :-)

once again, phoneful :-)

Horseneck

ok, Yahweh worshipers, fuck you and your evil god. oh, but genocide is "ok", i meant to say. and misanthropy. those are good. oops.

hey, got a spare cigarette? or dolla? or job?

bleeping? fuck you, orthodoxy, fuck you, fcc... hey, how 'bout we destroy ALL integrity of art, speech, and fucking media in general?

job? job? are you out there, job?
don't make me crawl under the bed to cry again, today, damn it! (my mattress is on the floor, it's suffocating.)

Horseneck tent sleep is the best sleep

now that the name has been 100% coopted by the american disease, i want a new name for my disease. one that emphatically says i'm not in line at mcdonalds.

job seeking... ugh

i know what the most important thing is.

i have a feeling Scatman Crothers could beat up Chuck Norris; maybe Rocky (circa Rocky 2, but not at the end of Rocky 3); but probably not Mr. T. definitely not Chuck Norris and Rocky at the same time, though. but if he COULD take Mr. T, i bet he could take Chuck Norris AND Stephen Segall simultaneously. because Stephen Segall would kinda count as a point AGAINST Chuck Norris's side, like, he'd be a liability in the fight against Scatman Crothers.

i got carded

Mighty Armed Man walks on Really Distant Country... Americans Fed Up With Damned Aliens

my phone's screensaver is a photo of the most beautiful girl in the world kissing my dirty buggy face

catching up on classic movies

today, you're totally FAR from the sun!

you are totally close to the sun, today

Wal-Mart Is at the Center of a Major Legal Battle Over Pot Patients' Rights http://ping.fm/3rYHT

i'm totally getting hollered at about the chicken and the egg. don't even know how to defend myself!

sometimes i am interested in waffle-ification.

Historians: We’ve Had 3 Worse Presidents Than GW Bush (and One Was Dumber) http://ping.fm/bSTOk

what's all that noise in the sky?

uh.

Horseneck, again with Smegs! :)

to Horseneck! :)

love my Good Morning notes :-)

don't know what to do

yes, i'm a bitch.

beautiful outside! :)

for a snack, i strongly prefer melons to nuts

thanks a lot, McDonalds, for making me a pedophile

i blame you: you don't do nearly enough to reward the awful, vile people around you. yeah, you paid service people do, of course- you're PAID to treat monsters like angels-, but where's everyone else? what have YOU done, to please an evil demon who-deserves-painful-death, today?

proving me loserdom, one day at a time

caffeine o.d.

feeling good. Love.

feeling like shit. Hate.

saw, in a new photo of dad, Nana, Grampa, and most of my uncles, all blurred up into his face. he has a face, under there! (and i've got far less fear of growing oogly as i age, any longer.) wow...

kids, up at a sorta late going to bed time

does anyone have a home for a 4yo kitty named Augie, and/or 1yo Baby Kitty? need to find someone very soon :-(

the world is scarier and bleaker when you know Scatman Crothers is not going to come to the rescue :-(

no worries, it's Scatman Crothers to the rescue!

i'm killing mary jane... :-(

haunted Heal bones! @Nunu, it's the coccyx! for real!

so there IS a legal rule that i've got to wear a seat belt, but there isn't one to make me eat my vegetables? wtf?

mmm :) thunder

lots to do today. luckily, mostly fun accomplishment stuff :)

AARGH. was it bad chinese food? my ass is a fire hose...

riding my bicycle to work, was irritated that Jebus put a stop sign or stop light in the middle and at the bottom of Every hill.

the good kind of busyness :)

loving the thunder, the lightning. amongst other things :)

i might be the luckiest guy around

this day, 33 years ago, the greatest movie ever was released: "The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

trapped at the mall

this has been a great weekend. lots of kid fun. even some sun. the arch nemesis, of course.

forgot my book :-(

so tuesday turned out to be wonderful. now i'm hating wednesday.

hating tuesdays...

i yonder if Ten is do-able?

Hate is integral in what strength i have. i am weak only because i am not nearly enough consumed.

i like when people say "suck it"

having a walk, and now a sit in the grass with MJ :)

left her alone, moneyless, and buried in rubbish. still, i'm hoping for another date...

finally remember putting the toilet seat up :)

the One is completely un-bud-light

on an admittedly fun mission to recover the sublime lost treasure, stolen days ago by the villains Work and Distance.

is it only my cheap phones, or (as i remember them) don't they all try to coerce me to Capitalize shit? no opt-out? fuck you, bullshit-phone-grammar-assholes.

waking up to thunder :-)

a very bad medical day :(

too good

off to prov... missing, already. :(

waiting for the weekend to strike...

oh, the pain. arch-nemesis strikes hard! *

so you're using your "your" to contract your "you are"? my hopelessly confused.

i have FINALLY gotten my dream ring tone, after eleven years of cell phone :D

wahoo: extra day off! boohoo: no money, drink, smoke, or arch-nemesis.

shephard's pie... mmm...

trying to change my mind. it's not usually such a bitch; it's really fighting me this time :-/

love dull, damp gray

just realized: my 1st knee in the nuts was from my 1st kiss... my most recent knee in the nuts was from my most recent kiss...
thank you, arch-nemesis ;-)

initiating Operation Kill The Funk.

the tough part, today, was moving from the bed to the couch, and... whew... then back again

off for my weekend with sugarplum fairies dancing in my head

public advice: a great way to ensure you'll get excellent service is to seek it at the same moment every other lemming does.

far too many people out, for gods-awful early on Saturday morning.

don't yet know what's up, this weekend. thinking flock of seagulls prayers... hmm.

@ the magazine rack. shay read "short styles", i reached for "tattoo"- bagged tho, of course :-/ and read "discover".

work? week? so the last few days were a tease? a vacation? aargh! hmm: soma? heroin? maybe a coma...

i believe in the perfect chocolate cake.

no money, no First, no smoke, a Long walk... it started out really nice, but today will get MUCH better *

off for another cloud

just watched the baldor truck drive by. feeling hostile. need an outlet. anyone have a small puppy or kitten i could borrow?

at work, but loving the shut-eye... later :-)

quite a few recent Firsts- i'm an explorer! as i still haven't found the monster tho, i'm thinking it might be me

crushing: junkie focused on a fix...

a relative sociopath with some sympathetic anxiety? it's all good things... all good things... planets dancing around their orbits...
and so, the eschaton?
***

to bed with some very good dreams queued up :-)

hmmm... ?

when i brag, it's always about something that nobody (else) could conceivably find impressive

Baldor your ass is mine. fuck your retarded customers. i'm coming. you'll be hanging from a fucking bridge by your ankles with a baseball bat up your ass by May. fear me. fuck you. you're in for it.

professional de-jade-ification, $25/hour.
significant discounts (We pay You) for total dorks.
resume available (don't look too close) upon request.

couldn't be better. ... well, at 12:01... ;-)

she's not the Out To Make You Miserable Cunt Girl

brain mess cleaned up. good stuff (tasty).

my tiny little brain, exploded, makes a shockingly big mess. spiffy clean socks, tho :-)

convolutions of time, making my brain melt. BUT, Clean Socks, any minute, now :-D

time convolutions, complications...

feeling very vulcan/mr. spock

aargh.

The Mystery Of The Missing Glasses, ongoing...

dreading the LONG days. pot of gold at the end of the long dark tunnel. struggling with time-shifting magics...

:-)

demanding it be good

having exhausted my magics, the most powerful of which (argh!) works to my DISadvantage (damn it), i must now rely on the mundane, leaving *hope* a mess of blurry indistinctness.
fortunately, vague blurs of indistinctness are my specialty :-/

why not? :-)

locked myself out. again. at least it's been over a year since the last time

brunch- the best meal :-)

doot-dooh-doo...
slept it all away!

i think i'm "meandering"

everybody wants to tell me their story. well, everybody i couldn't care less about. if i'm interested, wouldn't ya know it?

i can think of worse

fifth wheel

Totally unnecessary.

SWM, 36, ISO F, not fat, for vile rape & murder. roles negotiable. possible dismemberment and cannibalism? i'm in if you are. no fakers plz. rsvp here.

anybody got a "fuck you, matt" they could let fly? i'm needing it.

missing the (cute) twins :-(

huge angel food cake sale on the east side today

whew. good thing i got a receipt with my payment for a coffee.

i am that unpublished alternate ending you heard and fretted about, but, when it finally came out, kinda sucked.

blaaahhhh

thinking today's going to suck

GI Joe, or Hellraiser? tough call ;-) i really DO have both queued up, so GI Joe second i guess. (DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!)

dad's home from hospital. feels pretty good. still don't know entirely what happened... probably t.2 diabetic...

too many pepperoncinis in a row, mild as they are, can definitely motivate the stomach

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "fuck you". lol!
(correction ;-)

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "fuck you". lol!
(correction ;-)

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "fuck you". lol!
(correction ;-)

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "ok, go". lol!

rather regretting pounding on the locked box. can't toss the damned thing, tho: it's always possible the key might turn up... into a closet it goes :-/

for years, i've been living in the aftermath of the miserable day on which i realized i was too much of a wimp to go homicidal freak-out :-(

done

maybe i'm a Ralph Ellison character?

Peanut Butter Cookies :-D

a.k.a. Narcissus Jr. Damn where's my mirror?

ok commence war on rat girl!

bus runs like every 2 hours on sundays... oh well... maybe egypt today...

the Big Rock is 99% covered by the ocean... barely see it... the ocean smells Perfect... the little rock where i named "my girl" "Egypt"...

off on a date with a Big Rock. no wastin' time!

confucian. nah. a zillion pebbles on the beach, but only one Big Rock.

maybe what the world needs, today, is a walk in Swan Point...

i love meeting people- it justifies my misanthropy

there's one less Smegga on facebook :L and STOP talking about how cold it is: we all know.

awork :L did get a little sleep tho!

not going to get any sleep... chain smoking, reading _We_, super-duper hydrating, looking at the computer every 20 minutes, F'N DREADING work in a few hours. i demand of my friends: txt me with awesome news, damn it! all morning long!

offline.

just passed my reflection in a window. damn i look cool!

FINALLY I KNOW WHO "BALDOR" IS! and he's going down! lol. wrong number? again? dammit!

missed the "snow" :-/
this MUST be a good week end, i demand it.

drinks in my skull glass, watching the eschaton on the tv :-) mmm...

"everybody "hates" once in a while!" -SR
and some of us seek mastery over that holy, noble calling, aspiring to true perfection-in-humanity :-)

of course it's important to tell the people we love that we love them; more important to tell those we Hate how much, and why, we Hate them. such is joy :-)

i'd really like to walk the cliff walk, alone with half a dozen flasks... ugh, work.

missing more, threeways. fourways, if ya count the hug!

sometimes, i'm simultaneously impressed by and ashamed of the purity of my own surreal bullshit :-/

wha makes music so easily conjur emotional memories?

who's johnny?

finally feeling healthy today :-) and The Man had nothing to do with it!

full o' dread of the 100%. on the other hand, still some f'n hope for the 2% in the other pot. the "hope" bit's worse :-|

lost 4 things last week. 1 cool & beautiful, 1 cool, & 2 useful. found 1 useful, replaced the other. 2 still lost :-(

"ordinariness" IS a virtue i wish i had more of. *don't even get me started re preposition placement.

feel like complete shit today. ugh.

PUG!

fucking phone pissing me off. previously, i was only terribly disappointed (other reasons). i've brought it up a notch.

i am a total asshole :-/

damn it! what did i miss? complete ignorance aggravates me, no end

smothered in hotness...

should have dug out the shorts

Dauntless, Our Hero Readies Himself! But Which Path In Fantasyland Lies Before Him?

why do people need so much damned attention?

confused.

errands, still un-busy, tho :-)

Our Hero's Matt-Sense Is Tingling! What Twisted Plot Lurks?

compared to 8760, 2 is really very small.

downtown. the ladies seem to have decided it's a "cute clothes" day :-)

1300 divided by 4 days= ... wow

found the Totally Cool thing i lost, so long ago, and it still fits :-)

regretting the switch to "limited" :-(

All The Land Falls Silent In Awe And Expectation As The Long-Enshrined Queen Of The List Faces Off Against Her Enchantress Rival!

Our Hero Once Again Snatches Victory From the Jaws of Defeat! and Turns His Once-Enemy, Got-Wet Phone, Into His Ally!

so... Mattman Faces His Utter Defeat at the Hands of Got-Wet-Phone, but Will Live to Fight Another Day!

May Be Facing The Most Dangerous Adventure Yet! in "Mattman vs. the Got-Soaking-Wet Phone"

my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die

think you're "in trouble"? call the Super Hero Hotline! we're here to Save the Day!

the Battle Of The Fucked Up Shower Door is at it's end. Mattman is once again victorious over Evil Inanimate Object!

i am happy to say Fuck, online!

unlike Some wimps, _i_ ran in the rain! :-P

after months' slumber, STD is back in action! :-D

work...

:-)

"that could be Anyone's pig crap silo!"- "this station does not endorse vigilante justice. unless it gets results!"- "what's that ominous glow in the distance?"

two things the world doesn't have nearly enough of: garbage on the sidewalk, and cars on the street

perfectly healthy! (as far as that goes)

today has been SO unWhensday-like that i'm half-convinced i slipped while sleeping %-)

why have my ears been burning for days? i'm gonna getcha!

body's revolting: bootlessness causing spine-to-toes irritation. sneakers oughtta be sold with complimentary back braces

long since dead & dessicated corpse of a demon + a droplet of life/blood = livey thrivey demonic eschaton-party! bring yer birthday suit! (and byob)

i've never accidentally killed anyone with a garden spade :-)

happy, relaxing on the deck with a cocktail and a Nero Wolf novel :-)

the case of the mysteriously missing insulin, solved!

my 4ccs of blood, in the fridge, has seperated :-O is it still nutritionally valuable? should i get new? anyone know a virgin?

realized i've been listening to '80s music exclusively, all day :-) i'm cool with that

shocked by the recent revelation that everybody Hasn't Heard about The Bird!

working all morning- anxious to nap

anyone got an old microcassette recorder, collecting dust? my eternal love is just a txt msg away! (10+ yrs of old captain's logs)

Baldor please give your friends your correct phone number!

chinese food = "where's the toilet?"

envying your hive-mind wisdom. ashamed of my heterodox understandings.

valentine's day: should i buy chocolates for my lentils, or lentils for my chocolates?

regret taking the blue pill

i'm a very slight malfunction of the human hive mind :-(

Baldor: none of your friends know your phone number! they all seem to know mine, though.

that beautiful bright orange star to the east is Mars

i pluralize with apostrophes! (oops! i MEANT: "i pluralize with apostrophe's)

*completely caught up on sleep, *seemingly perpetually dehydrated, *finally a day off, *curious bottle of vodka in the freezer (SMEG!)

afraid of the upcoming Y10K bug

eating too much, functioning as a sloth, a Jabba, a blob

your human hive mind disgusts me.

"chop four large onions, fine": what kind of sadist writes this into a recipe? can anyone deliver sterile saline and an oxygen tank to my place?

while i- of course!- recognize that y'all are human, can i not still demand a moment to let me clear my throat?

it's Too Early to awaken when it's really "late, yesterday".

my lady hands are still too far too huge to take apart my glasses to clean them. who does this, professionally? pixies?

AARGH

suffering an intellectual crisis re: orthodoxy, "reality", and normative culture

Noncustomer check cashing charges

Noncustomer check cashing charges
so: if someone gives you a signed document, ordering their agent to pay ("pay to the order of _") you some money, the agent has the (apparently legal) right to NOT pay you that money (what their customer has ordered).
there's obviously a contractual breach somewhere there... either your client is lying to you: not paying you what they said they would, or their agent is not fulfilling it's contract to pay as its client ordered, (which ain't your problem anyway- just gimme what i'm owed, let them work out their bullshit business dealings) right?
either way, a check recipient is fucked, while either the client company or its client company is making out?
as the prole is (inevitably) the fuckee, i guess it's ok.

anyone able to answer a strictly state-rule, legal (not concerning the hit points of a plus one sword) question?

frosted pop-tarts are wonderful because of the beef! mmm! hamburger pastry!

THESE are the awesome sky colors (to the west)

no suh! really? :-/

and hats off to the "not wearing..." and "none" girls over the last day ;-)

walking in the snow! :-D

i think i love lentils. love, as in "in love", or "i want to marry them and do them exclusively forever". i think.

so, this is as close to the sun as we get...

will the world shut down today?
:-)