my hotmail account apparently got broken into. don't touch any emails from mattdfonseca @ there. sorry.

in ages past, we had a wonderful, magical force called "electricity" which we used to light our home and cook lentil loaf. such glory is now apparently lost :(

silent rumors of a nearby nap...

Josh is shooting a cannon :-)

we know who started the bedbug epidemic (think Empire State building)- it was a lesbian cat.

when i type i "sound" like a beautiful woman

why does every ad say "standard txt message rates apply"? the supermarket doesn't remind me, in their ads, that i've got to pay for the bus ride or gas to get there...

anyone know where i can get a "hit" done, cheap?

digging personal sideboob

The War AND The Oil Gush are gone? the world is truly a Panglossian dream :-)

is "The War" over?

watching Jersey Shore for sexual favors

crazy volumes of daditude and judyness, today, making extra large smiles :-D

it's orthodox because it's Good, and it's Good because it's orthodox. yup.

proximate dadness approaching :-)

missing the best part :(

to the party :)

ok- what did you do to my knee?

'twas a good day :)

off i go...