Mattland

2012-01-27T20:27:00.001-05:00

2 hypoglycemic episodes today. body is so efficiently metabolizing carbohydrates, i might have to get all fat american in order to not die

2012-01-26T23:14:00.001-05:00

the Twilight Zone was NOT shot in 16x9 aspect ratio. humans are NOT normally 3ft wide. Lucille Ball did NOT weigh 250 lbs.

2012-01-26T01:27:00.001-05:00

forcing me to read your TEXT in YOUR layout doesn't make me acknowledge yer artistry, it makes me want to punch u, if we meet, face to face.

2012-01-24T18:21:00.001-05:00

Matt D. Fonseca's lameness: The M-Pire Will Rise Again! http://ping.fm/dZsN6

2012-01-19T22:22:00.001-05:00

you're rolling your eyes because i'm "weird"? No, you're rolling your eyes because you're a retard.

2012-01-18T21:39:00.001-05:00

Yahweh Jehova for GOP nomination! http://ping.fm/DKXxx

2012-01-17T18:29:00.001-05:00

my bookends don't match any more. i like the newest one, but i liked when they matched, too :/

2012-01-13T10:02:00.001-05:00

on the Party Bus- disco music & all- to the doctor, was sitting next to 1 of 2 friends, each so wide they couldn't sit together :)

2012-01-08T20:49:00.001-05:00

US federal gov... vs. the federal reserve... whateva, gimme a $1. idc if yer a national govt or a bunch of evil capitalist corpororatist demons. where's my dolla?

2012-01-07T23:28:00.001-05:00

i just (accidentally) poisoned my mom :(

2012-01-06T22:41:00.001-05:00

$30 to cut off my left arm & make it look like an accident. anyone?

2012-01-04T11:17:00.001-05:00

less than good news at the doctors today :-/

2012-01-04T01:51:00.001-05:00

i like "awkward" silences

2011-12-29T19:32:00.001-05:00

gonna be an MPIRE for new year's!

2011-12-25T10:35:00.001-05:00

snow!

2011-12-23T16:29:00.001-05:00

pretty much done with the lead-up-to :)

2011-12-16T05:36:00.001-05:00

wearing blizzard gear, i stepped outside into the tropics. too late to change :/ are there any ways to know the weather beforehand?

2011-12-15T12:44:00.001-05:00

awful nerve pain today :( considered amputation, but apparently lost my hatchet :/

2011-12-09T15:34:00.001-05:00

"can't talk now. having sex": words i (mistakenly) never thought i'd hear

2011-12-07T18:23:00.001-05:00

hang the DJ

2011-11-20T20:14:00.001-05:00

neil gaiman on the simpsons :)

2011-11-18T16:55:00.001-05:00

i don't understand how you people resist wanting to look at me All The Time. is it just weird stoic willpower?

2011-11-18T15:15:00.001-05:00

pistachio OD :( :)

2011-11-16T14:23:00.001-05:00

they can fix it :D

2011-11-14T17:13:00.001-05:00

unknown

2011-11-12T21:56:00.001-05:00

2011-11-12T13:04:00.001-05:00

superpower: can see friends' wallpaper from 1000 miles away.

2011-11-07T11:28:00.001-05:00

exhausted from all this Not Asking!

2011-11-04T19:05:00.001-04:00

anyone got an extra left thumb they don't need? will trade mine + $50 for one that can feel

2011-11-04T18:33:00.001-04:00

mmmm. yup.

2011-11-04T14:25:00.001-04:00

sick death of you people talking about feeling stuff with your thumbS.

2011-11-03T23:31:00.001-04:00

odd (very) dirty berry thoughts... thinking tabletops... tequila... [for some reason] wet grass... fez hats... locked coolers... (?)

2011-10-23T23:00:00.001-04:00

people talk: altruism. oh, sorry, i misunderstood. i thought u had a clue. i meant: "people talk. bullshit."

2011-10-21T13:14:00.001-04:00

commencing week end :)

2011-10-16T17:38:00.001-04:00

sunday unsuccess :( think i need to wallow in booze...

2011-10-15T00:44:00.001-04:00

The Official God FAQ http://ping.fm/xTVzu

2011-10-12T21:00:00.001-04:00

"corporations" arent Real things like shoes or rocks- theyre legislated-into-existence fairies. how do u protest against leprechauns' greed?

2011-10-09T09:38:00.001-04:00

Famous Quotes from El Che Guevara http://ping.fm/tDYaT

2011-10-08T17:57:00.001-04:00

by turning my head, i can see both the sun and the moon. how is this possible? isn't the moon just the tired, sleepy sun?

2011-10-08T06:51:00.001-04:00

really digging getting up before the sun on my days off

2011-10-07T17:36:00.001-04:00

very surreal

2011-10-03T20:22:00.001-04:00

does the same actress play Frodo and Spiderman?

2011-09-28T21:09:00.001-04:00

sorry to several of you- apparently, i was unworthy, today, of receiving any txt messages :/ til now (?)

2011-09-25T19:39:00.001-04:00

not sure i really understand the Pats-Bills game, today. like every quarter was either "dull, but winning" or "huh?"

2011-09-22T20:51:00.001-04:00

activating hairshirt sequence. damn it, This time I'll enjoy it!

2011-09-21T11:29:00.001-04:00

changin my superhero name to Not Getting Paid Boy

2011-09-17T19:42:00.001-04:00

why are there fireworks @ Slater Park?

2011-09-16T17:48:00.001-04:00

thought expanding, smile growing... why do people imply Hate is a Bad thing?

2011-09-16T17:31:00.001-04:00

its not Idiot Kids, Moron Peers, and MindShut elders- its retard-raised mongoloids raising young retards. enjoy your society, monkeys.

2011-09-16T12:42:00.001-04:00

off on mundane adventure. very blurry :)

2011-09-15T22:08:00.001-04:00

good thing i Didn't go out. wouldn't wanna have to try to drive in this condition. oh wait- i don't drive :D

2011-09-14T18:45:00.001-04:00

new boots: 30min of hard labor- anyone know a professional insole-putter-inner? need your services next time. agonizing shit.

2011-09-13T21:57:00.001-04:00

it's cool how Huxley's _Brave New World_, once "future dystopian", is now sort of "realism"

2011-09-12T18:19:00.001-04:00

getting hypothermic on the bus :/

2011-09-10T11:50:00.001-04:00

laundry :|

2011-09-09T21:59:00.001-04:00

woman on tv struggled not to say "fuckin'". speak english or shut up. 300mil english speaking, "fuck"-saying people ain't wrong. u 2 fcc.

2011-09-09T21:08:00.001-04:00

Does Superman have a beef with Jesus? | Examiner.com http://ping.fm/4r4n5

2011-09-09T12:39:00.001-04:00

dying much less slowly, now :-)

2011-09-09T10:54:00.001-04:00

good thing i left my insulin behind. don't wanna Live or anything :-(

2011-09-07T22:07:00.001-04:00

help me, there's a bully in the alley

2011-09-04T22:25:00.001-04:00

Labor Day, FU http://bit.ly/pYtzDL from my blog

2011-09-04T16:20:00.001-04:00

how can i do more Nothing?

2011-08-30T22:02:00.001-04:00

ok, yahweh, u yielded. please fuck w/ me again, tho- need a good explanation for what i'm gonna do 2 u.

2011-08-30T14:54:00.001-04:00

power, at work, went out again...

2011-08-29T18:02:00.001-04:00

ok, yahweh/jehova/whatever u call yourself: electricity, or i am going to fuck u up, u 13 billion-year-old piece of shit. bring it!

2011-08-29T17:12:00.001-04:00

dear yahweh, turn on my electricity & i'll give u both my 1st born AND a virgin (if u point 1 out) sacrifice. thanks.

2011-08-29T16:02:00.001-04:00

i will pay Two Dollars Twenty-Seven to Anyone who can bring electricity to the beer-holder in my kitchen. Money to be made. Contact me asap

2011-08-28T08:55:00.001-04:00

they're fooling, right? electricity? helLOOO?

2011-08-28T03:45:00.001-04:00

all is good. there was breakfast :)

2011-08-27T22:41:00.001-04:00

going to the strip club, and i'm the one voting Against it?

2011-08-27T19:37:00.001-04:00

hereby founding the Let's Not Go To The Transvestite Bar Tonight movement.

2011-08-24T22:03:00.001-04:00

feeling bad for my brain. pitiful, ugly, useless little thing :( could say same for other organs, but don't wanna be vulgar.

2011-08-23T14:42:00.001-04:00

my co-worker said, "what was that? did you feel that?" i didn't even notice a thing. damn, i always miss this stuff :(

2011-08-22T22:05:00.001-04:00

Yahweh Jehova for GOP candidate for prez http://bit.ly/ok4H5p from my blog

2011-08-21T23:19:00.001-04:00

torturing myself with music. exactly the opposite of the gods' "truth"... getting (internally, buried) homicidal...

2011-08-21T15:41:00.001-04:00

who said 40hrs work per week was normal? pretty sure it's actually between 33hrs 18min and 46hrs 26min. did Yahweh Jehovah mandate something i missed in the 10 commandments?

2011-08-14T22:08:00.001-04:00

little-known lines in the U.S. Constitution http://bit.ly/orq925 from my blog

2011-08-14T17:01:00.001-04:00

glad for tomorrow. eating well. sober. worried & anxious& fearful about the distant.

2011-08-10T13:28:00.001-04:00

possible good tidings. antsy.

2011-08-09T19:03:00.001-04:00

getting really sick of C and K making the same sound. thinking of murdering one or the other

2011-08-09T18:19:00.001-04:00

watching xmen: 1. despite their similarly apparent superhuman powers, does mutant=gay=mutant? 2. iceman is Not jimmy olson.

2011-08-09T09:37:00.001-04:00

The Ideology of No http://ping.fm/xZmA4

2011-08-08T22:01:00.001-04:00

apparently the tooth fairie now brings 5 bucks. damn mine was cheap with that quarter!

2011-08-06T02:36:00.001-04:00

back in contact- i have a phone :)

2011-07-30T00:22:00.001-04:00

Let's call Matt http://bit.ly/rfeOzM from my blog

2011-07-28T18:56:00.001-04:00

anyone else ever read this shit? (not You, lawyers, judges, politicians, i know You haven't.) 143 years, today. http://ping.fm/rIEY2

2011-07-27T22:53:00.001-04:00

Darth Patriots | Deep Thoughts by Depressed Darth http://ping.fm/a4RB2

2011-07-26T21:03:00.001-04:00

could any1 point me 2 a website w/ arguments against gay marriage? no bible bullshit, but rational arguments? cant seem 2 find em on the web

2011-07-23T09:50:00.001-04:00

Horseneck bound, off-grid, :D

2011-07-22T23:51:00.001-04:00

the cool thing about war is the people murdering other people. yeah! (absolutely... say it again)

2011-07-21T16:06:00.001-04:00

all politicians & corporations are corrupt, exploitative, totalitarian bastards. except the ones u voted for/invested in.

2011-07-18T13:53:00.001-04:00

back in the city :(

2011-07-13T21:31:00.001-04:00

from landline: dial 1, area code, number. 1+AREA CODE+NUMBER. FUCKIN ONE FIRST, been the same since...when was direct dial instituted? 1950?

2011-07-13T21:22:00.001-04:00

feeling a need to slaughter innocent bystanders. no actual target, just the bystanders. probly going out tomorrow night :)

2011-07-13T19:44:00.001-04:00

thanks twilight fans http://ping.fm/oDDya

2011-07-08T21:09:00.001-04:00

is "Great Cracking BOOM In The Sky" harbinger of your pitiful "civilization"'s complete destruction? here's to hoping.

2011-07-02T02:22:00.001-04:00

tan? why want that when i can want full-fledged skin cancer? anybody got an extra-large microwave oven?

2011-06-29T21:47:00.001-04:00

odd bits from my family tree http://bit.ly/l27U6L from my blog

2011-06-28T23:01:00.001-04:00

formality is good. bureaucracy is Great. being trapped inside a fractal maze with no hope is Fuckin Awesome

2011-06-24T20:37:00.001-04:00

once my Undead Army conquers all u wont have 2 worry abt whether weed is schedule 1 or schedule 2. u can smoke all u like while we eat u.