i have the amazing power to make hotties breath heavy, by just tangentially referencing football.
MATTMAN!

tho i'm In, i fear the game of football is incidental to the NFL

i like the sound of church bells. but their timing seems unpredictable- always sundays, but /what time?/ can only christians understand it?

Let it come down!

one time, i was sober.

last night, this morning: unsure whats real

i just keep getting sexier and sexier! (in comparison) [projo] http://bo.st/ObZAEk

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they used to have "end zones" in football. do they still have that?

new neighbor needs a fucking "mute" function

i would like to eat. today, i've worn boots. crossing the street takes effort. loud people displease me.

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i really feel sorry for all u sorry people who dont get to admire my face in the mirror every morning (@hrosamond)

why is Superman's symbol fashionable now?

a pigeon shit on me

henceforth when i speak, please always infer i mean "the naked, sweaty kind".