superman stories= way better than jesus of nazareth stories (overall- there r more of superman, so a fair comparison isnt really possible)

love The Myth Of Starbuck http://bit.ly/RdLE7o

when escaping from the wicked pretty short haired girl, wearing two red slippers to fly the space shuttle would be total overkill.

people who say "i don't dance" but really do make it so much harder on those of us who really don't. fuck em.

could anyone help me find, torture, and slaughter Left Knee God? he cant be That tough

dear god of left knees, i am coming to kill u, painfully

2500 yrs ago plato wrote of a mythical wonderland far away. he called it #Horseneck. personally, i dont believe in it. plz prove me wrong?

dear yahweh, do u watch me when i'm on the toilet? if yes- please stop, youre gross & creepy.

fuck you, Rob McKenna

it's cool how if someone says "mankind came here by winged horse from atlantis", i'm socially not allowed to question it

has anyone else noticed how incredibly not-at-#horseneck i am? [SFX: sorrowful wailing]

dear jesus, am i supposed to throw the moneylenders out or am i supposed to get thrown out by them? (i forget.)

dear yahweh, am i supposed to eat pig and oppress fags, or vice versa?

http://ping.fm/2uqyv

"hot soccer mom" screws with the M@land paradigm.

people like to praise cod. but, if cod's so great why's it so easily lumped in with haddock as "scrod"? cod lovers don't make sense

there's no such thing as midichlorians.

godsdammit: #horseneck thumb-in-the-air. LOOK AT ME, say "yes", and i wont eat yer brains

who's going to #horseneck? [thumb in air]

i spend so much time in bed, i'm thinking of moving in. if anyone knows how to perform a lung-ectomy, plz come see me: i'll buy beer