the Best Part of sitting in the grass in the city park is the cigarette butts & fast food packaging!

henceforth, bald is "hot". no debate. you have your orders. carry on.

why are there so few sexy pictures around here? step up, damn it

i think my kick-ass-immune-system has died and left me defenseless. considering deicide.

Death? is that you?

sirs, why do you Want me to have to see your underpants? you trying to do me a favor (fail), or punish me (why?)?

i do not want to see your underpants

Mattman = Wicked Hot

since nobody got me shit for my birthday yesterday i'm on strike against y'all :-(

state beach looks like bourbon street, from a distance

strangely barrless beach weekend

why am i still awake? suspect gods' plots...

giving up on "what day is it?"- just have to rely on my scheduled alerts, i guess

my love is gone. my life is now a hollow shell :-(

my love is gone. my life is now a hollow shell :-(

my love is gone. my life is now a hollow shell :-(

when did i graduate from supergenius/retard to meregenius/superretard? i'm guessing '99.

Jesus is such a fan of sundays, he lets proles earn almost their worth on the one (of 7) day! jeez, wish _i_ could work sunday for jesus