http://ping.fm/Cm832

very surreal

mmm. spiderman's girlfriend :-)

henceforth, you all must call me "Sir Sexiness". thank you for your obedience.

laid down for a quick nap ~ 4pm yesterday- but woke up 12 hours later. a world record?

mission commencement

somebody has way more fun at work than me, i think

not pretending to know, pretending not to know :-)

dear WNAC, please turn down the volume on your commercials. *slightly* louder would be irritating, but you've reached the next level.

i like how "sizes" r just random numbers rolled on dice: http://ping.fm/ZCxtL

oops: make that: Yard Sale, 99 Suffolk Avenue, Pawtucket, RI. 9AM.

yard sale, now, @ 99 Suffolk Avenue, Pawtucket, RI

everyone <3 the klingon moustache. thems what don't (all 6 of u,) fu.

i've only been flexing the pythons so much because You People need a manly sight. i'm generous! anyway: guns like these, Got To Show off!

a gift to u all: in public i play shitty music thru shitty unshielded headphones as loud as possible. your liking silence is unamerican.

a gift to u all: in public i play shitty music thru shitty unshielded headphones as loud as possible. your liking silence is unamerican.

*i talk loudly & ceaselessly because i am generous & wish to share my vast wisdom with all u ignorant schmucks.*

all the guys at work are totally jealous of the klingon moustache.

i believe there's exactly the right amount of church bells in my life :-) #positivity too bad they're all attached to churches, but whatever

years and years of science have indeed proved All Girls Have Cooties. denying it doesnt change the facts

i want a new drug

i am excellent at answering wrong number callers #positivity

Being-Wicked-Pretty licenses discounted, one week only, $3. be first in line, or you might lose out & have to wear the bag-on-the-head

Did Not Drink At The Mens' Room. it's true.

all these years believing i was fallible, and it turns out i was mistaken all along!