of Course weed/marijuana is illegal! IT'S MADE OF MURDERED CHILDREN! that's why you need a doctor's permission! dumb americans...

news flash: i once again won the presidential nomination of the m@ party! unanimous vote!

dear bedtime, i LOVE you. -your biggest fan, M@

i'm very good at pouring martinis (and drinking them :-) #positivity @AlisonMED

i read that "positive" posts make people more popular on the social sites. so: yeah, morons, suck it. (not you, lovey! well, yeah, you, but in a different way.) please.)

that you haven't shown me your boobs kinda makes me angry. so don't act all nice as tho you haven't done anything wrong.

couldn't be much lazier. :-D

per Eredith's pronouncewent, i guess now i'll be called "Att".

is it impossible to go to the water closet and wash your hands once? i think so.

Google might have to go bankrupt! http://ping.fm/Y814G

immune system fighting a 2-front war: vs 1. a cold, & 2. Everything (should i say "Nothing"?). i half hope Everything wins

very mild pain= no problem. but very mild pain that lasts months= kinda suck

:-) go!

this weekend: the "real" parts & the "only in M@brain" parts blurred together super-lossy... vaguely remember laughing under a couch (?)...