happy Fun Day!

i'm allergic to The World? thank u, all-powerful, all-good god. gonna beat yer 13 billion+ year old ass into pained silly putty if we meet

now that space-time has been shown to have no intrinsic meaning, do i get to show up at work at 4:55 in my bedroom, tomorrow? thank you, The Man!

been up 13 hrs and Still no hypogylcemia! :-) i'd get proud, but i'm sure the gods are getting ready to really fuck with me

aftermarket Rangkor (think _Return Of The Jedi_) wanted. anyone know anyone? promise it'll be well fed

whew! they gave me another warning! and to think: i was considering Not wearing my kevlar vest tomorrow! THANK YOU, THE MAN, FOR SCARING ME INTO COMPLIANCE!

my tv just told me to wear a helmet, kneepads, elbowpads and chainmail shirt, else The Man will Fuck Me Up :-O Canada's better, right? i hope...

beginning the weekend :-) And with More Than Five Dollars!