neil gaiman on the simpsons :)

i don't understand how you people resist wanting to look at me All The Time. is it just weird stoic willpower?

pistachio OD :( :)

they can fix it :D

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fu

superpower: can see friends' wallpaper from 1000 miles away.

exhausted from all this Not Asking!

anyone got an extra left thumb they don't need? will trade mine + $50 for one that can feel

mmmm. yup.

sick death of you people talking about feeling stuff with your thumbS.

odd (very) dirty berry thoughts... thinking tabletops... tequila... [for some reason] wet grass... fez hats... locked coolers... (?)