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i'm all weak in the knees :/

memorial day happy cookout time was fun :) 20:24. work. :(

if i had your phone #, i'd crank call you, over and over.

anyone got a microphone they don't need?

Art in Ruins- interesting Providence stuff http://ping.fm/KWYsm

WTF? DON'T SMOKE THAT! click it or ticket

sucks when 1/2 a job is know-how & other 1/2 is "WHY did that work?"

nervous: i'm on the bus, and there are No Seat Belts. hope i don't get a ticket!

Be Afraid Of "Your" Government. or Else. no reason. Click It Or Ticket.

if u don't buckle up, we'll fuck you up. also, if u don't eat all your greens. also, if u smile. Click It Or Ticket.

Click It Or Ticket. plus the wide end of the beer bottle, up your ass. anything else? shackles?

pop oww! pop pop ouch! pop pop ouch pop pop... can u tell i'm walking?

think my comp's graphics card got Raptured :(

CDC Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse http://ping.fm/ZpuOy

shit, do i have to meet jesus tmrw? i've got better plans (which dont involve having to learn aramaic)

mmm! thunder :)

i have a blue screen :)

looking at my black screen, longing for a blue screen :(

people with good knees are stupid poops

people who like harrison ford are idiots. people who prefer coffee to chocolate are dumb

people who like jazz are morons

wanting to (legally) eat peaches means u want to destroy all culture and destroy my chance to eat apples. you suck.

people who like peaches are retarded

people whose favorite color is blue are stupid

phone temporarily offline. sorry. if you txt/msg/email me, i'll get that. (as tho you care!)

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someone noticed my vid: Missouri Edu. Watchdog: Smurfs' Communism and the U. of Missouri Institute Labor Studies Class http://bit.ly/iPhrI8

in an abusive, codependant relationship with futility :(

pretty sure Brian Griffin is going to be on Bill Maher, in a few minutes :) #billmaher #familyguy

right knee for sale. painful, but functional. bid 1.75 l. of any booze-- or more-- and high bidder wins. winner must provide own saw.

fearful- sensing a new social/political "integration"... never a good thing...