2011-04-30

International Worker's Day! http://bit.ly/lycZJH

2011-04-29

always scared, walking into my house, loud music in headphones: there's a desperate robber or buxom possessee waiting to get me. sure of it.

2011-04-27

i guess not.

2011-04-24

free, to anyone with a chainsaw and lots of dope: 2 crippled legs, knees down (only as a pair). msg me.
praise jebus.

2011-04-21

theirs proof there not able to write in they're own language... i just can't find it. (& yes, i know your able to write in you're language!)

2011-04-19

my brain might be a punching bag, but my ass seems to be a weapon
suffering tornado jealousy :/

2011-04-18

i <3 you. no, not You. YOU.

2011-04-13

Consume. Obey. Reproduce. Stay Asleep. fnord

2011-04-11

i have (secretly) lusted for your hot bod since the time we 1st met. plz don't tell u-know-who.

2011-04-10

f u, she

2011-04-09

Fuck. i was all excited about being a man without a country. even started designing my new national flag. #governmentshutdown

2011-04-08

so, genocide is a Federal crime, right? i'm good-to-go in a few hours?

2011-04-05

suffering e-book withdrawal :(

2011-04-04

chewing on life's gristle. never could whistle.

2011-04-03

today was very good

2011-04-02

dwindling

2011-04-01

Kaiser Soze was framed