dwindling

treating a purely conceptual idea like "corporation" like it's a real-life thing puts you in the "mad" camp. having a degree doesn't make you less "mad".

7 000 000 000

changed plan= home alone drinkin, watchin the tv

fantastic :/

i microwave everything for multiples of 11 seconds. or (occasionally) for multiples of 71 seconds.

i don't need You. i was Miss February, 1994! :P so piss off.

packing a roll of dimes

unhealed

sucks: when u watch a movie series marathon, you Know, once they get 2 the late '80s, Scatman Crothers can't show up 2 save the day :(

Jason Voorhees is only so unstoppable because Scatman Crothers STILL hasn't shown up to save the day. Where IS he?

ill= Friday The 13th marathon.

that time i saw you--i don't even know if you noticed me--it wasn't an accident- i've been stalking you for a LONG time.

using the "relevant?" button on Hulu makes me Very notice that i have NO Idea what product most ads are for, til the last 5 seconds

i already drove that road

to be Saddled With Me, 'Til Eternity, it makes sense you'd back off as efficiently as possible. well done.

6,902,932,615, way the fuck too many. http://ping.fm/bF31i