gonna be an MPIRE for new year's!

snow!

pretty much done with the lead-up-to :)

wearing blizzard gear, i stepped outside into the tropics. too late to change :/ are there any ways to know the weather beforehand?

awful nerve pain today :( considered amputation, but apparently lost my hatchet :/

"can't talk now. having sex": words i (mistakenly) never thought i'd hear

hang the DJ

neil gaiman on the simpsons :)

i don't understand how you people resist wanting to look at me All The Time. is it just weird stoic willpower?

pistachio OD :( :)

they can fix it :D

unknown

fu

superpower: can see friends' wallpaper from 1000 miles away.

exhausted from all this Not Asking!

anyone got an extra left thumb they don't need? will trade mine + $50 for one that can feel

mmmm. yup.

sick death of you people talking about feeling stuff with your thumbS.

odd (very) dirty berry thoughts... thinking tabletops... tequila... [for some reason] wet grass... fez hats... locked coolers... (?)

people talk: altruism. oh, sorry, i misunderstood. i thought u had a clue. i meant: "people talk. bullshit."

commencing week end :)

sunday unsuccess :( think i need to wallow in booze...

The Official God FAQ http://ping.fm/xTVzu

"corporations" arent Real things like shoes or rocks- theyre legislated-into-existence fairies. how do u protest against leprechauns' greed?

Famous Quotes from El Che Guevara http://ping.fm/tDYaT

by turning my head, i can see both the sun and the moon. how is this possible? isn't the moon just the tired, sleepy sun?

really digging getting up before the sun on my days off

very surreal

does the same actress play Frodo and Spiderman?

sorry to several of you- apparently, i was unworthy, today, of receiving any txt messages :/ til now (?)

not sure i really understand the Pats-Bills game, today. like every quarter was either "dull, but winning" or "huh?"

activating hairshirt sequence. damn it, This time I'll enjoy it!

changin my superhero name to Not Getting Paid Boy

why are there fireworks @ Slater Park?

thought expanding, smile growing... why do people imply Hate is a Bad thing?

its not Idiot Kids, Moron Peers, and MindShut elders- its retard-raised mongoloids raising young retards. enjoy your society, monkeys.

off on mundane adventure. very blurry :)

good thing i Didn't go out. wouldn't wanna have to try to drive in this condition. oh wait- i don't drive :D

new boots: 30min of hard labor- anyone know a professional insole-putter-inner? need your services next time. agonizing shit.

it's cool how Huxley's _Brave New World_, once "future dystopian", is now sort of "realism"

getting hypothermic on the bus :/

laundry :|

woman on tv struggled not to say "fuckin'". speak english or shut up. 300mil english speaking, "fuck"-saying people ain't wrong. u 2 fcc.

Does Superman have a beef with Jesus? | Examiner.com http://ping.fm/4r4n5

dying much less slowly, now :-)

good thing i left my insulin behind. don't wanna Live or anything :-(

help me, there's a bully in the alley

Labor Day, FU http://bit.ly/pYtzDL from my blog

how can i do more Nothing?

ok, yahweh, u yielded. please fuck w/ me again, tho- need a good explanation for what i'm gonna do 2 u.

power, at work, went out again...

ok, yahweh/jehova/whatever u call yourself: electricity, or i am going to fuck u up, u 13 billion-year-old piece of shit. bring it!

dear yahweh, turn on my electricity & i'll give u both my 1st born AND a virgin (if u point 1 out) sacrifice. thanks.

i will pay Two Dollars Twenty-Seven to Anyone who can bring electricity to the beer-holder in my kitchen. Money to be made. Contact me asap

they're fooling, right? electricity? helLOOO?

all is good. there was breakfast :)

going to the strip club, and i'm the one voting Against it?

hereby founding the Let's Not Go To The Transvestite Bar Tonight movement.

feeling bad for my brain. pitiful, ugly, useless little thing :( could say same for other organs, but don't wanna be vulgar.

my co-worker said, "what was that? did you feel that?" i didn't even notice a thing. damn, i always miss this stuff :(

Yahweh Jehova for GOP candidate for prez http://bit.ly/ok4H5p from my blog

torturing myself with music. exactly the opposite of the gods' "truth"... getting (internally, buried) homicidal...

who said 40hrs work per week was normal? pretty sure it's actually between 33hrs 18min and 46hrs 26min. did Yahweh Jehovah mandate something i missed in the 10 commandments?

little-known lines in the U.S. Constitution http://bit.ly/orq925 from my blog

glad for tomorrow. eating well. sober. worried & anxious& fearful about the distant.

possible good tidings. antsy.

getting really sick of C and K making the same sound. thinking of murdering one or the other

watching xmen: 1. despite their similarly apparent superhuman powers, does mutant=gay=mutant? 2. iceman is Not jimmy olson.

The Ideology of No http://ping.fm/xZmA4

apparently the tooth fairie now brings 5 bucks. damn mine was cheap with that quarter!

back in contact- i have a phone :)

Let's call Matt http://bit.ly/rfeOzM from my blog

anyone else ever read this shit? (not You, lawyers, judges, politicians, i know You haven't.) 143 years, today. http://ping.fm/rIEY2

Darth Patriots | Deep Thoughts by Depressed Darth http://ping.fm/a4RB2

could any1 point me 2 a website w/ arguments against gay marriage? no bible bullshit, but rational arguments? cant seem 2 find em on the web

Horseneck bound, off-grid, :D

the cool thing about war is the people murdering other people. yeah! (absolutely... say it again)

all politicians & corporations are corrupt, exploitative, totalitarian bastards. except the ones u voted for/invested in.

back in the city :(

from landline: dial 1, area code, number. 1+AREA CODE+NUMBER. FUCKIN ONE FIRST, been the same since...when was direct dial instituted? 1950?

feeling a need to slaughter innocent bystanders. no actual target, just the bystanders. probly going out tomorrow night :)

thanks twilight fans http://ping.fm/oDDya

is "Great Cracking BOOM In The Sky" harbinger of your pitiful "civilization"'s complete destruction? here's to hoping.

tan? why want that when i can want full-fledged skin cancer? anybody got an extra-large microwave oven?

odd bits from my family tree http://bit.ly/l27U6L from my blog

formality is good. bureaucracy is Great. being trapped inside a fractal maze with no hope is Fuckin Awesome

once my Undead Army conquers all u wont have 2 worry abt whether weed is schedule 1 or schedule 2. u can smoke all u like while we eat u.

hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. damn, i feel happy! hate, hate, hate...

ProJo Supports Marijuana Decriminalization Bill http://ping.fm/dza8n

4 Hopeful Signs in the Fight Against Disastrous Drug War, Including a New Bill to End Federal Pot Prohibition http://ping.fm/n30wO

medical marijuana http://bit.ly/mqi2Y2

"relevant" advertising http://bit.ly/gQ2DVy

2010 in review http://bit.ly/jHXOUc

the most important part http://bit.ly/kizb1o

driving cars http://bit.ly/k5HAj5

ishit http://bit.ly/kMKBfe

How To Lose Weight Without Changing Your Eating Habits http://bit.ly/mxjyRl

television http://bit.ly/m4SwWl

Palm Pilot http://bit.ly/jdhDGu

deliberate phone piss-offs http://bit.ly/k01Kg6

twelve-oh-one and the dorks http://bit.ly/iQuShI

path http://bit.ly/irtMo1

quotes, page two http://bit.ly/inxcLZ

quotes, page one http://bit.ly/mzPIdh

i like: http://bit.ly/mdnSRY

chocolate cake. http://bit.ly/km0b2U

narcissism http://bit.ly/igrBUW

why i like numbers http://bit.ly/iAps0j

wanna-be http://bit.ly/jSH7Tk

sometimes, i... http://bit.ly/kqCk92

Type 1 Diabetes Increases in Young Children http://bit.ly/ifDR38

seriously, Rhode Island? my glucose test strips (own or- hmm, yeah- die) are sales taxed? but my fuckin Fresca isn't?

Finally made it to Horseneck! the Big Rock! happy day! thanks, john!

stuck in the city. having tremors. considering The Long Bike Ride

watching 'Jersey Shore' might make you dumber http://ping.fm/MNXqt

can feel it. here it comes. excitement/anxiety. can't wait!

Jimmy Carter: Call Off the Global Drug War http://ping.fm/vnOfa

what religion should i follow? http://ping.fm/yNSXA

i turned 37 1/2 today. my "anti-birthday"?

so, i just got something "back" that i never gave out in the 1st place! i 'spect the cashier was into me.

embracing my brain damage. big family hugs and all.

if f'n Dynamite song doesn't leave my mind within 1/2 hour, look 4 me in the obituaries.

a history of Gooseberry (Neck) Island, Horseneck, MA http://bit.ly/jlCjnI

omg, just found this, almost accidentally! a zillion yrs ago! http://ping.fm/Jeb4A

i am living death, and it's not cool, like they make it out :(

sitting on the porch, happy, drinking a martini, smoking a cigarette, reading my book. where's my fine, fucker? #clickitorticket

anyone remember R.E.B. & "crusty cane-wielding anarcho punks" from The Nicepaper, c. 1995?

i ate alfredo sauce, today. what's the fine, for that? #clickitorticket

in Latveria, they incarcerate people who wear open-toed shoes in a crowd, because their toes might get stepped on. #clickitorticket

my desk chair has wheels, but no seat belt- will i get a ticket if i roll in it? #clickitorticket

glad that ridiculous, arbitrary decisions never make it into rulebooks. {They call it "law"). #clickitorticket)

"just for men"? i'm still bald. click it or ticket. you s.o.b.

waking up to thunder, this morning :)

Speaking of legalese http://ping.fm/aFdhm

Speaking of legalese http://ping.fm/rycEv

i'm all weak in the knees :/

memorial day happy cookout time was fun :) 20:24. work. :(

if i had your phone #, i'd crank call you, over and over.

anyone got a microphone they don't need?

Art in Ruins- interesting Providence stuff http://ping.fm/KWYsm

WTF? DON'T SMOKE THAT! click it or ticket

sucks when 1/2 a job is know-how & other 1/2 is "WHY did that work?"

nervous: i'm on the bus, and there are No Seat Belts. hope i don't get a ticket!

Be Afraid Of "Your" Government. or Else. no reason. Click It Or Ticket.

if u don't buckle up, we'll fuck you up. also, if u don't eat all your greens. also, if u smile. Click It Or Ticket.

Click It Or Ticket. plus the wide end of the beer bottle, up your ass. anything else? shackles?

pop oww! pop pop ouch! pop pop ouch pop pop... can u tell i'm walking?

think my comp's graphics card got Raptured :(

CDC Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse http://ping.fm/ZpuOy

shit, do i have to meet jesus tmrw? i've got better plans (which dont involve having to learn aramaic)

mmm! thunder :)

i have a blue screen :)

looking at my black screen, longing for a blue screen :(

people with good knees are stupid poops

people who like harrison ford are idiots. people who prefer coffee to chocolate are dumb

people who like jazz are morons

wanting to (legally) eat peaches means u want to destroy all culture and destroy my chance to eat apples. you suck.

people who like peaches are retarded

people whose favorite color is blue are stupid

phone temporarily offline. sorry. if you txt/msg/email me, i'll get that. (as tho you care!)

6,889,728,000 people [http://ping.fm/8CTzd]: http://www.zpg.org

someone noticed my vid: Missouri Edu. Watchdog: Smurfs' Communism and the U. of Missouri Institute Labor Studies Class http://bit.ly/iPhrI8

in an abusive, codependant relationship with futility :(

pretty sure Brian Griffin is going to be on Bill Maher, in a few minutes :) #billmaher #familyguy

right knee for sale. painful, but functional. bid 1.75 l. of any booze-- or more-- and high bidder wins. winner must provide own saw.

fearful- sensing a new social/political "integration"... never a good thing...

International Worker's Day! http://bit.ly/lycZJH

always scared, walking into my house, loud music in headphones: there's a desperate robber or buxom possessee waiting to get me. sure of it.

i guess not.

free, to anyone with a chainsaw and lots of dope: 2 crippled legs, knees down (only as a pair). msg me.

praise jebus.

theirs proof there not able to write in they're own language... i just can't find it. (& yes, i know your able to write in you're language!)

my brain might be a punching bag, but my ass seems to be a weapon

suffering tornado jealousy :/

i <3 you. no, not You. YOU.

Consume. Obey. Reproduce. Stay Asleep. fnord

i have (secretly) lusted for your hot bod since the time we 1st met. plz don't tell u-know-who.

f u, she

Fuck. i was all excited about being a man without a country. even started designing my new national flag. #governmentshutdown

so, genocide is a Federal crime, right? i'm good-to-go in a few hours?

suffering e-book withdrawal :(

chewing on life's gristle. never could whistle.

today was very good

dwindling

Kaiser Soze was framed

dwindling

treating a purely conceptual idea like "corporation" like it's a real-life thing puts you in the "mad" camp. having a degree doesn't make you less "mad".

7 000 000 000

changed plan= home alone drinkin, watchin the tv

fantastic :/

i microwave everything for multiples of 11 seconds. or (occasionally) for multiples of 71 seconds.

i don't need You. i was Miss February, 1994! :P so piss off.

packing a roll of dimes

unhealed

sucks: when u watch a movie series marathon, you Know, once they get 2 the late '80s, Scatman Crothers can't show up 2 save the day :(

Jason Voorhees is only so unstoppable because Scatman Crothers STILL hasn't shown up to save the day. Where IS he?

ill= Friday The 13th marathon.

that time i saw you--i don't even know if you noticed me--it wasn't an accident- i've been stalking you for a LONG time.

using the "relevant?" button on Hulu makes me Very notice that i have NO Idea what product most ads are for, til the last 5 seconds

i already drove that road

to be Saddled With Me, 'Til Eternity, it makes sense you'd back off as efficiently as possible. well done.

6,902,932,615, way the fuck too many. http://ping.fm/bF31i

it would suck to kill a 1000 ton, atlantic, great white shark, then die in the teeth of a lake fish in arizona

gross

vodka, syrups, and fruit experimentation :D

are "visiting hours" a thing of the past? watching Rocky II. don't remember Ever being Turned Away, visiting anyone at a hospital.

"come buy our new lard and poison sandwich! mmm mmm good!"... /is this ad relevant to you?/

"we help jews get their gold star!"... /is this ad relevant to you?/

Dead Prez - Hip Hop(HD) http://ping.fm/wr9Ow

happy birthday, Pluto! pass it on to Dopey, Sneezy, Doc, and the rest.

rob, 2011 Feb 16 15:20:
"people only use 20% of their brains, but zombies use 100% peoples brains." http://bit.ly/gOyCJY

google maps: how to get from japan to china (look @ #41) http://bit.ly/f6zpoQ

my post re: "relevant advertising" http://bit.ly/gQ2DVy

riligion is valid as racional thaught

i like not-sidewalks best: provide a great excuse to walk down Route 1, inches from 3/4-ton wads of fiberglass & metal flying by me @ 40mph.

Horror Movie Survival Guide http://bit.ly/gqb797

unknown

some 'tard accidentally deleted Me, th only source of Fuck You he had... don't make the same mistake, asshole.

If Everything Was Made By Apple | Cracked.com http://ping.fm/nwDQm

just saw a best buy commercial (on hulu.com, with ozzy) that admitted beeber is a girl! http://bit.ly/fgKWPW

just saw a best buy commercial (on hulu.com, with ozzy) that admitted beeber is a girl!

still.

it's cool how, if you rank the last 60 years of USA military actions, you have to go by which was Least Unjust. tho i'm sure One of 'em was Slightly moral...

if i were someone else, i'd feel pity

pastry, everywhere, and i'm diabetic

i help contribute to population reduction. (tho i DO appreciate the ecological need for several billion more people on this planet, i prefer fewer, aesthetically.)

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there's Way Too Much kissing in movies and television

if it's so hot it feels like it's burning my fingers, Obviously the best thing to do is toss it into my mouth.

did "fuck" mean something different in the 18th & late 17th centuries? Ngram: http://bit.ly/gCThoC

impressed with the brilliant intelligence of Christians. damn, i wish i was that smart :/

Bruce keeps fucking bringing me down. jerk!

first, last, final, forever. all set. :(

i think that's "night" at the end of the tunnel. hard to tell, it's 8000 miles away.

Must see "The Rite"

"we will no longer slaughter innocent nuns" - applause. "allow us to slaughter more innocent nuns!" - applause.

"2+ 2= 4". applause. "i want people to be happy." applause.

the blurriest, vaguest points seem to get all the applause...

i am fucking good looking. thank you for noticing.

D B Cooper was framed.

i win.

OF COURSE i skip your television commercials. i tried to sit through one tonight, and (Thank You) i now have a blown left eardrum. Fuck You, commercial guy.

how can jupiter still be up there staring at me? wasn't it there all summer? or do i misremember?

just a Little more Hate- just a Little!- and i could be the sociopath genocide i've always dreamed of being. fuck my life. bring it on, Hate!

as a personal value, "dedication" is more useful than "self-destruction", less useful than "fuck it"

ought to type FAR less, when drunk

why do so many "humans" prefer Evil to Good? yeah, it's cool in movies- that doesn't explain real life, tho

sucks, and not a good sign, when mixers run out way before booze

HATE

fastest eight ever?

fuck chocolate cake.

oh well.

you call it your "soul", like that makes an overwhelming infection ok. sap.

so, "humans", how are those "feelings" working out for ya? :P pussies

snow? in new england? in january? holy shit!

f(Hate*thought)= matt/stupidity

the walk-out cooler 5 ft from the couch pleases me :)

not tonight

body's missing Something, intensely, and i can't figure out what it is :/

hermit

2010, Year In Review:
http://ping.fm/avssx

(today, of all days) hail Eris!

pure suck: when you're a little bit crippled, and it's a total hassle to walk ALL THE WAY from the living room to the kitchen for a drink. i need a Rascal.

Life and Death is not a binary question. there's an infinite spectrum between

it's not a stagger, it's a swagger.

i object.

there's a blank spot where i leapt and crippled a dog. so i'm told.

drink