anybody got a "fuck you, matt" they could let fly? i'm needing it.

missing the (cute) twins :-(

huge angel food cake sale on the east side today

whew. good thing i got a receipt with my payment for a coffee.

i am that unpublished alternate ending you heard and fretted about, but, when it finally came out, kinda sucked.

blaaahhhh

thinking today's going to suck

GI Joe, or Hellraiser? tough call ;-) i really DO have both queued up, so GI Joe second i guess. (DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!)

dad's home from hospital. feels pretty good. still don't know entirely what happened... probably t.2 diabetic...

too many pepperoncinis in a row, mild as they are, can definitely motivate the stomach

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "fuck you". lol!
(correction ;-)

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "fuck you". lol!
(correction ;-)

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "fuck you". lol!
(correction ;-)

sucks, having a few new movies i'm anxious to watch, but can't 'til some broad says "ok, go". lol!

rather regretting pounding on the locked box. can't toss the damned thing, tho: it's always possible the key might turn up... into a closet it goes :-/

for years, i've been living in the aftermath of the miserable day on which i realized i was too much of a wimp to go homicidal freak-out :-(

done

maybe i'm a Ralph Ellison character?

Peanut Butter Cookies :-D

a.k.a. Narcissus Jr. Damn where's my mirror?

ok commence war on rat girl!

bus runs like every 2 hours on sundays... oh well... maybe egypt today...

the Big Rock is 99% covered by the ocean... barely see it... the ocean smells Perfect... the little rock where i named "my girl" "Egypt"...

off on a date with a Big Rock. no wastin' time!

confucian. nah. a zillion pebbles on the beach, but only one Big Rock.

maybe what the world needs, today, is a walk in Swan Point...

i love meeting people- it justifies my misanthropy

there's one less Smegga on facebook :L and STOP talking about how cold it is: we all know.

awork :L did get a little sleep tho!

not going to get any sleep... chain smoking, reading _We_, super-duper hydrating, looking at the computer every 20 minutes, F'N DREADING work in a few hours. i demand of my friends: txt me with awesome news, damn it! all morning long!

offline.

just passed my reflection in a window. damn i look cool!

FINALLY I KNOW WHO "BALDOR" IS! and he's going down! lol. wrong number? again? dammit!

missed the "snow" :-/
this MUST be a good week end, i demand it.

drinks in my skull glass, watching the eschaton on the tv :-) mmm...

"everybody "hates" once in a while!" -SR
and some of us seek mastery over that holy, noble calling, aspiring to true perfection-in-humanity :-)

of course it's important to tell the people we love that we love them; more important to tell those we Hate how much, and why, we Hate them. such is joy :-)

i'd really like to walk the cliff walk, alone with half a dozen flasks... ugh, work.

missing more, threeways. fourways, if ya count the hug!

sometimes, i'm simultaneously impressed by and ashamed of the purity of my own surreal bullshit :-/

wha makes music so easily conjur emotional memories?

who's johnny?

finally feeling healthy today :-) and The Man had nothing to do with it!

full o' dread of the 100%. on the other hand, still some f'n hope for the 2% in the other pot. the "hope" bit's worse :-|

lost 4 things last week. 1 cool & beautiful, 1 cool, & 2 useful. found 1 useful, replaced the other. 2 still lost :-(

"ordinariness" IS a virtue i wish i had more of. *don't even get me started re preposition placement.

feel like complete shit today. ugh.

PUG!

fucking phone pissing me off. previously, i was only terribly disappointed (other reasons). i've brought it up a notch.

i am a total asshole :-/

damn it! what did i miss? complete ignorance aggravates me, no end

smothered in hotness...

should have dug out the shorts

Dauntless, Our Hero Readies Himself! But Which Path In Fantasyland Lies Before Him?

why do people need so much damned attention?

confused.

errands, still un-busy, tho :-)

Our Hero's Matt-Sense Is Tingling! What Twisted Plot Lurks?

compared to 8760, 2 is really very small.

downtown. the ladies seem to have decided it's a "cute clothes" day :-)

1300 divided by 4 days= ... wow

found the Totally Cool thing i lost, so long ago, and it still fits :-)

regretting the switch to "limited" :-(

All The Land Falls Silent In Awe And Expectation As The Long-Enshrined Queen Of The List Faces Off Against Her Enchantress Rival!

Our Hero Once Again Snatches Victory From the Jaws of Defeat! and Turns His Once-Enemy, Got-Wet Phone, Into His Ally!

so... Mattman Faces His Utter Defeat at the Hands of Got-Wet-Phone, but Will Live to Fight Another Day!

May Be Facing The Most Dangerous Adventure Yet! in "Mattman vs. the Got-Soaking-Wet Phone"

my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die my phone did not die

think you're "in trouble"? call the Super Hero Hotline! we're here to Save the Day!

the Battle Of The Fucked Up Shower Door is at it's end. Mattman is once again victorious over Evil Inanimate Object!

i am happy to say Fuck, online!

unlike Some wimps, _i_ ran in the rain! :-P

after months' slumber, STD is back in action! :-D

work...

:-)

"that could be Anyone's pig crap silo!"- "this station does not endorse vigilante justice. unless it gets results!"- "what's that ominous glow in the distance?"

two things the world doesn't have nearly enough of: garbage on the sidewalk, and cars on the street

perfectly healthy! (as far as that goes)

today has been SO unWhensday-like that i'm half-convinced i slipped while sleeping %-)

why have my ears been burning for days? i'm gonna getcha!

body's revolting: bootlessness causing spine-to-toes irritation. sneakers oughtta be sold with complimentary back braces

long since dead & dessicated corpse of a demon + a droplet of life/blood = livey thrivey demonic eschaton-party! bring yer birthday suit! (and byob)

i've never accidentally killed anyone with a garden spade :-)

happy, relaxing on the deck with a cocktail and a Nero Wolf novel :-)

the case of the mysteriously missing insulin, solved!

my 4ccs of blood, in the fridge, has seperated :-O is it still nutritionally valuable? should i get new? anyone know a virgin?

realized i've been listening to '80s music exclusively, all day :-) i'm cool with that

shocked by the recent revelation that everybody Hasn't Heard about The Bird!