working all morning- anxious to nap

anyone got an old microcassette recorder, collecting dust? my eternal love is just a txt msg away! (10+ yrs of old captain's logs)

Baldor please give your friends your correct phone number!

chinese food = "where's the toilet?"

envying your hive-mind wisdom. ashamed of my heterodox understandings.

valentine's day: should i buy chocolates for my lentils, or lentils for my chocolates?

regret taking the blue pill

i'm a very slight malfunction of the human hive mind :-(

Baldor: none of your friends know your phone number! they all seem to know mine, though.

that beautiful bright orange star to the east is Mars

i pluralize with apostrophes! (oops! i MEANT: "i pluralize with apostrophe's)

*completely caught up on sleep, *seemingly perpetually dehydrated, *finally a day off, *curious bottle of vodka in the freezer (SMEG!)

afraid of the upcoming Y10K bug

eating too much, functioning as a sloth, a Jabba, a blob