2010-01-31

your human hive mind disgusts me.

2010-01-27

"chop four large onions, fine": what kind of sadist writes this into a recipe? can anyone deliver sterile saline and an oxygen tank to my place?

2010-01-23

while i- of course!- recognize that y'all are human, can i not still demand a moment to let me clear my throat?
it's Too Early to awaken when it's really "late, yesterday".

2010-01-22

my lady hands are still too far too huge to take apart my glasses to clean them. who does this, professionally? pixies?
AARGH

2010-01-18

suffering an intellectual crisis re: orthodoxy, "reality", and normative culture

2010-01-16

Noncustomer check cashing charges

Noncustomer check cashing charges
so: if someone gives you a signed document, ordering their agent to pay ("pay to the order of _") you some money, the agent has the (apparently legal) right to NOT pay you that money (what their customer has ordered).
there's obviously a contractual breach somewhere there... either your client is lying to you: not paying you what they said they would, or their agent is not fulfilling it's contract to pay as its client ordered, (which ain't your problem anyway- just gimme what i'm owed, let them work out their bullshit business dealings) right?
either way, a check recipient is fucked, while either the client company or its client company is making out?
as the prole is (inevitably) the fuckee, i guess it's ok.
anyone able to answer a strictly state-rule, legal (not concerning the hit points of a plus one sword) question?
frosted pop-tarts are wonderful because of the beef! mmm! hamburger pastry!

2010-01-12

THESE are the awesome sky colors (to the west)

2010-01-10

no suh! really? :-/

2010-01-08

and hats off to the "not wearing..." and "none" girls over the last day ;-)
walking in the snow! :-D

2010-01-06

i think i love lentils. love, as in "in love", or "i want to marry them and do them exclusively forever". i think.

2010-01-03

so, this is as close to the sun as we get...

2010-01-02

will the world shut down today?
:-)